What? WHAT?!?!?! Well...this is just...well...huh. Guess you'll have to wait until Monday to see who shot Clark Parker. In the meantime I suggest you mull it over and wrack your brains to the point of neglecting your loved ones and responsibilites only to realize you're insects in the grand scheme of the universe and that any conclusion is insignificant in this vast nothingness. But before all that...make me a sandwich. I'm hungry.